So you had to wonder what appalling calamities will befall the country, and the world, after the Commonwealth Games 2022 opening ceremony (BBC1, Thurs, 7pm), the curtain-opener to the first multi-sports event since those London games, as Claire Balding never tired of telling us.
Given that opening ceremonies represent the build-up to the games themselves, it seemed odd that the BBC would present us with an hour of build-up to the build-up. We had with the volunteers, and the person who designed the medals, and various Brummies – famous or otherwise.
We had those sort-of-poems that building societies like to use in their ads to show us they’re not rapacious profit-mongers, but caring, sensitive types into Sylvia Plath and long walks in the country.
Then the actual ceremony got under way, and although commentators Hazel Irvine – schoolmarm-y, slightly humourless – and Andrew Cotter – mischievous, fond of a fact – told us what was going on in the Alexander Stadium, it was still largely incomprehensible to the viewer at home.
What matters, though, is not the sense, but the spectacle, and this had flying houses, mechanical bulls, fireworks, and by the time the athletes filed in – all widescreen smiles, cameraphones snapping, colourful official outfits and all – you really believed that this time, finally, the powers-that-be might actually listen to the message of hope, of equality, of inclusion.
Under the Banner of Heaven (Disney+) was one of those true crime dramatisations which have become increasingly popular. This was a good example of the type with Spider-Man Andrew Garfield as a Mormon detective trying to solve a brutal murder. Tackling faith and the modern world, it was a downbeat, gripping watch.
The Most Hated Man on the Internet (Netflix) did exactly what it said on the tin and told the story of Hunter Moore, the man behind revenge porn website isanyoneup.com. Moore refused to take part in the doc, which pulled no punches in its portrait of a frankly appalling man and his creation.