Too posh to read your heartless newspaper
I was shocked to see your lead article today on Gavin Whalley.
Gavin is pleasant and polite no matter what he does and does not deserve such treatment. I thought he must have committed a major crime until I read further.
What on earth does “tapped up” mean anyway?
I actually feel inclined to cancel my order altogether now, as I am too posh to read your heartless newspaper.